gasface

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gasface is the 2nd member of Squirt Blurt and has been a member since May 22, 2010. gasface has posted 33 Blurts and has posted 6 replies.

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I'm a 30 something dad of 2 who could spend his entire day on this site logging his kids quotes!

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After shooting me with a water pistol and me yelling..
After shooting me with a water pistol and me yelling at her...

"it's just water, its like rain, you can't get mad at god!"
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After overhearing me spell "pizza".... Shea: daddy what does p.i.z.z.a. spell? Daddy:..
After overhearing me spell "pizza"....

Shea: daddy what does p.i.z.z.a. spell?
Daddy: cantaloupe
Shea: I knew it!!
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"I wish God made hurricanes that only brought candy"..
"I wish God made hurricanes that only brought candy"
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Daddy, I'll listen to you today and be good for..
Daddy, I'll listen to you today and be good for your birthday.
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After his sister told on him... "Stop being a tattletail!!!" "I'm telling..
After his sister told on him...

"Stop being a tattletail!!!"
"I'm telling Mom!!!"
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Caroline, Age 3 said:
My wife and Caroline were watching tv together. Caroline turned to her and cleared her throat. Caroline: We're real, right? Mama: Oh definitely. We're real. Caroline: We aren't drawings or characters, right? Mama: Right. Caroline: We're real and we think our own things. And we live a real life, right? Mama: Yes, I promise you that you are real and alive. Caroline: And no one controls our thoughts. Mama: No one. Caroline: [suspiciously] No one that you know, anyway.
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