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mjp2675 is the 69th member of Squirt Blurt and has been a member since July 02, 2010. mjp2675 has posted 10 Blurts and has posted 0 replies.

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‎6 yro nephew: Aunt marni r u sure u want..
‎6 yro nephew: Aunt marni r u sure u want to move back to ny? Theres crazy bad weather there. They had a hurricane. Its very unpredictable. Me: Is that ur way of saying dont move? Max: Yes! Me: ur going to miss me? Max: yes & I dont want u to get hurt
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my niece jessica who is almost 4 is making me..


my niece jessica who is almost 4 is making me play snow white wii, but 1st...she insists that I read the constructions!
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my 5 yr old nephew wants to know if..
my 5 yr old nephew wants to know if the reason my wii persons name is poddy is bc I like to go to the bathroom!
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my 5 year old nephew just said he has something..
my 5 year old nephew just said he has something hard in his pants and it starts with a "C"... oh lordy!
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I just told my 5 year old nephew that another..
I just told my 5 year old nephew that another 5 year (soph!) wants to marry him and he said he can't bc he's marrying molly (his current gf). so I said why can't u marry both of them and he said...I'm not a polygamist!
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Caroline, Age 3 said:
My wife and Caroline were watching tv together. Caroline turned to her and cleared her throat. Caroline: We're real, right? Mama: Oh definitely. We're real. Caroline: We aren't drawings or characters, right? Mama: Right. Caroline: We're real and we think our own things. And we live a real life, right? Mama: Yes, I promise you that you are real and alive. Caroline: And no one controls our thoughts. Mama: No one. Caroline: [suspiciously] No one that you know, anyway.
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