My wife and Caroline were watching tv together. Caroline turned to her and cleared her throat.
Caroline: We're real, right?
Mama: Oh definitely. We're real.
Caroline: We aren't drawings or characters, right?
Caroline: We're real and we think our own things. And we live a real life, right?
Mama: Yes, I promise you that you are real and alive.
Caroline: And no one controls our thoughts.
Mama: No one.
Caroline: [suspiciously] No one that you know, anyway.
Squirt Blurt was founded in 2010 by breeders and non-breeders alike who found that the candid observations of the little people in their lives left them in stitches more often than not. And the desire to share these anecdotes with everyone they knew combined with their love of technology drove them to create SquirtBlurt.com.
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What is a Squirt Blurt?
A Squirt Blurt is the innocent, unfiltered and sometimes blunt observations of the world made by children. Producing joy and laughter for us adults (often at our expense..) thus bringing brightness to our day.
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