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Mateo, Age 6 blurted ...
Funny things my kid says.
"Mom, can I have $50.00?" Um, no, how about 50 cents? "OK as long as I can have dollars"

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Mateo, Age 7 blurted ...
Funny thing my son said.

Mateo, "Mom, can I have a dollar?"
Me: no
Mateo, "Ok, then I have two dollars"

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Jennifer, Age 7 blurted ...
top 3 Funny things my kid said.

Mom, make me a good hamburger, just like McDonalds.

I would rather daddy drive, mom is always crashing

Mom, I like beer (at age 3 while in line for food and everyone stared at me the entire time)




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Caroline, Age 3 said:
My wife and Caroline were watching tv together. Caroline turned to her and cleared her throat. Caroline: We're real, right? Mama: Oh definitely. We're real. Caroline: We aren't drawings or characters, right? Mama: Right. Caroline: We're real and we think our own things. And we live a real life, right? Mama: Yes, I promise you that you are real and alive. Caroline: And no one controls our thoughts. Mama: No one. Caroline: [suspiciously] No one that you know, anyway.
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