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Items tagged: god

Mateo, Age 7 blurted ...

Who is more powerful:
God?
Jesus?
or Michael Jackson?

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Mateo, Age 7 blurted ...

Mateo: "I'm a god. "
Me: "Um, OK you're a god" (sarcastically)
Mateo: " No, I am really a god look." points to video game of his character being a Greek god,"see, I'm a god"
Me: "Oh, ok Good" (Sigh of relief thinking, glad he is not that full of himself)

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Mateo, Age 7 blurted ...

Does God like Robbers?

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Shea, Age 5 blurted ...

After shooting me with a water pistol and me yelling at her...

"it's just water, its like rain, you can't get mad at god!"

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Mateo, Age 7 blurted ...

I love god, i love you, and I love Michael Jackson.

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Caroline, Age 3 said:

My wife and Caroline were watching tv together. Caroline turned to her and cleared her throat. Caroline: We're real, right? Mama: Oh definitely. We're real. Caroline: We aren't drawings or characters, right? Mama: Right. Caroline: We're real and we think our own things. And we live a real life, right? Mama: Yes, I promise you that you are real and alive. Caroline: And no one controls our thoughts. Mama: No one. Caroline: [suspiciously] No one that you know, anyway.

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