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Tommy, Age 9 blurted ...
Another impossible question posed at dinner tonight:

"Daddy, would you rather put your head in hot lava or have to swallow the point of the Empire State Building?"

"Well Tommy both would end in death!"

"I know that, Dad, but if you HAD to choose, which one would it be???"

I am not making this up!


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Thomas, Age 9 blurted ...
We pass a field everyday where wild turkeys and deer congregate in large numbers. Not too long ago we passed by and Thomas asked this Impossible Question:

"Daddy, if a turkey and a deer had babies, what would they look like?"

I know what he was getting at...he thinks they are doing the nasty!

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Tommy, Age 9 blurted ...
Another Impossible Question:

"Dad, what would you rather do, lick peanut butter off a homeless persons foot, or go into a cage with a tiger?"

"I'll take my chances with the tiger, buddy"

"It's a HUNGRY tiger, Dad!"

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Tommy, Age 9 blurted ...
So I am out eating pizza with my 9 y.o. last night and he asks me this question:

"What would you rather have in your stomach, Daddy...a toe nail the size of a penny, or 10 watermelon seeds? Oh, and they will stay there forever and never digest."

WTF???




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Caroline, Age 3 said:
My wife and Caroline were watching tv together. Caroline turned to her and cleared her throat. Caroline: We're real, right? Mama: Oh definitely. We're real. Caroline: We aren't drawings or characters, right? Mama: Right. Caroline: We're real and we think our own things. And we live a real life, right? Mama: Yes, I promise you that you are real and alive. Caroline: And no one controls our thoughts. Mama: No one. Caroline: [suspiciously] No one that you know, anyway.
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