Terms of Services

Revision date: May 21, 2010

All services provided by Squirt Blurt, Inc. ("Squirt Blurt, Inc.") may be used for lawful purposes only. Transmission, storage or presentation of any information, data or material in violation of any United States federal, state or city law is prohibited. This includes, but is not limited to: copyrighted material, material we judge to be threatening or obscene, or material protected by trade secret and other statute. The subscriber agrees to indemnify and hold harmless Squirt Blurt, Inc. from any claims resulting from the use of service which damages the subscriber or any other party.

Prohibited are sites that promote any illegal activity or present content that may be damaging to Squirt Blurt, Inc.' servers, or any other server on the Internet. Links to such materials are also prohibited.

Passwords


You are responsible for safeguarding the password that you use to access the your Squirt Blurt account and for any activities or actions performed on your account. We encourage you to use "strong" passwords (passwords that use a combination of upper and lower case letters, numbers and symbols) with your account. Squirt Blurt, Inc. cannot and will not be liable for any loss or damage arising from your failure to comply with the above requirements.

Squirt Blurt Rights


All right, title, and interest in and to the Services (excluding Content provided by users) are and will remain the exclusive property of Squirt Blurt and its owners. The Services are protected by copyright, trademark, and other laws of both the United States and foreign countries. Nothing in the Terms gives you a right to use the Squirt Blurt name or any of the logos, domain names, and other distinctive brand features. Any feedback, comments, or suggestions you may provide regarding Squirt Blurt, or the Services is entirely voluntary and we will be free to use such feedback, comments or suggestions as we see fit and without any obligation to you.

Server Abuse


Any attempt to undermine or cause harm to a server or a user of SquirtBlurt.com is strictly prohibited. As a user of this site you are responsible for all of your account activity. Should you violate the Terms of Services outlined within, your account will be cancelled without notice.

Refusal of Service


We reserve the right to refuse, cancel or suspend service, at our sole discretion.

Limitation of Liability


Squirt Blurt, Inc. shall not be responsible for any claimed damages, including incidental and consequential damages, which may arise from SquirtBlurt.com ' servers going off-line or being unavailable for any reason whatsoever. Furthermore, Squirt Blurt, Inc. shall not be responsible for any claimed damages, including incidental or consequential damages, resulting from the corruption or deletion of any post on SquirtBlurt.com.

Violations


Violations of these Acceptable Use Policies should be referred to info@squirtblurt.com. All complaints will be investigated promptly. Failure to follow any term or condition will be grounds for immediate account deactivation.

Disclaimer

Squirt Blurt, Inc. cannot be held liable for system down time, crashes or data loss. Certain operations to support SquirtBlurt.com are outsourced. Thus, certain equipment, routing, software and servers used by SquirtBlurt.com are not directly owned or written by Squirt Blurt, Inc..

Account Activation

By activating your account with Squirt Blurt, Inc., you agree to the above policies and disclaimer. Upon requesting activation of an account, you are required to accept these policies, guidelines and disclaimer.

Squirt Blurt, Inc. reserves the right to amend any or all of the above policies, guidelines and disclaimer without notification.

Privacy


Revision date: May 21, 2010

Squirt Blurt, Inc. has created this privacy statement in order to demonstrate our firm commitment to privacy. The following discloses the information gathering and dissemination practices for this Web site.

Information Automatically Logged

We use your IP address to help diagnose problems with our server and to administer our Web site. We use this information for no other reason.

Security


This site has security measures in place to protect the loss, misuse, and alteration of the information under our control.

Third Parties


Information collected on this site is strictly for our use.

Contacting the Web Site


If you have any questions about this privacy statement, the practices of this site, or your dealings with this Web site, you can contact: info@squirtblurt.com

Acceptable Use Policy


Revision date: May 21, 2010

Spamming: Sending unsolicited bulk and/or commercial information over the Internet. It is not only harmful because of its negative impact on users and public attitudes toward Squirt Blurt, Inc., but also because it can overload SquirtBlurt.com' network and disrupt service to SquirtBlurt.com' users. When a complaint is received, Squirt Blurt, Inc. will investigate and shutdown the account that is SPAMing. Furthermore Squirt Blurt, Inc. reserves the right to prosecute for this violation.

Adult-Oriented Content: Squirt Blurt, Inc. does not allow adult content and will suspend/terminate any offending account.

Obscene Speech or Materials: Using Squirt Blurt, Inc.' network to advertise, transmit, store, post, display, or otherwise make available child pornography or obscene speech or material is prohibited. Squirt Blurt, Inc. is required by law to notify law enforcement agencies when it becomes aware of the presence of child pornography on or being transmitted through its network.

Defamatory or Abusive Language: Using SquirtBlurt.com' as a means to transmit or post negative, defamatory, harassing, abusive or threatening language is prohibited. Any account associated with such content will be terminated.

Other Illegal Activities: Engaging in activities that are determined to be illegal, including, but not limited to, advertising, transmitting or otherwise making available ponzi schemes, pyramid schemes, fraudulently charging credit cards and pirating software.

Other Activities: Engaging in activities, whether lawful or unlawful, that Squirt Blurt, Inc. determines to be harmful to its subscribers, operations, reputation, goodwill or customer relations.


As we have pointed out, the responsibility for avoiding harmful activities just described rests primarily with the subscriber. Squirt Blurt, Inc. will not, as an ordinary practice, monitor the communications of its subscribers to ensure that the comply with Squirt Blurt, Inc.' policy or applicable law. However, when Squirt Blurt, Inc. becomes aware of harmful activities, it may take any action to stop the harmful activity, including, but not limited to, removal of information, shutting down an account, implementing screening designed to block offending transmissions, denying access to certain IP addresses, or any other action deemed appropriate by Squirt Blurt, Inc.

Squirt Blurt, Inc. will not intentionally monitor private electronic mail messages sent or receive by its subscribers, unless required to do so by law, governmental authority or when public safety is at stake. Squirt Blurt, Inc. may, however, monitor its service electronically to determine that its facilities are operating satisfactorily. Also, Squirt Blurt, Inc. may disclose information, including, but not limited to, information concerning a subscriber, a transmission made using our network, or a web site, in order to comply with a court order, subpoena, summons, discovery request, warrant, statute, regulation or governmental request. Squirt Blurt, Inc. assumes not obligation to inform the subscriber that subscriber information has been provided and, in some cases, may be prohibited by law from giving such notice. Finally, Squirt Blurt, Inc. may disclose subscriber information or information transmitted over its network where necessary to protect Squirt Blurt, Inc. and others from harm, or where such disclosure is necessary to the proper operation of the system. However, Squirt Blurt, Inc. will never sell information to other services or outside companies.

Squirt Blurt, Inc. wishes to emphasize that, in signing the Service Agreement, subscribers indemnify Squirt Blurt, Inc. for any violation of the Service Agreement, law or Squirt Blurt, Inc. policy resulting in loss to Squirt Blurt, Inc. or the bringing of any claim against Squirt Blurt, Inc. by any third party. This means that, if Squirt Blurt, Inc. is sued because of a subscriber's or customer of a subscriber's activity, the subscriber will be responsible for payment of any damages awarded against Squirt Blurt, Inc., plus costs and reasonable attorney's fees.

We hope this AUP is helpful in clarifying the obligations of Internet users, including Squirt Blurt, Inc. and its subscribers, as responsible members of the Internet. Any complaints about a subscriber's violation of this AUP should be sent to info@squirtblurt.com.

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